June 2013
i wish i was as pretty as my icon
i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits
becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait what?
did i stutter
bad social habits i have
- mumbling
- not smiling
- trailing off
- crossing my arms
- looking angry even though im not angry
- the fact i cant even socialize
- the fact im me
- me: makes a mistake
- me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot
THE BEACH ON HANNAH MONTANA WASNT REAL MY WHOLE LIFE HAS JUST BEEN ONE BIG LIE
the girl with the xD tattoo
here’s an internet joke fuck you
i only care about inner beauty
like bone structure
i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine
nayx:
STOP SCROLLING: help! i hate doing this, i know everyone hates this. but im really short on cash right now and there’s this dragon dildo
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
i used to be good at math but then i finished 1st grade
- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
Why would you fucking do that
i regret being born why did i do that
